This will make you pee your pants for sure!

http://www.no-nothingrock.com/articles/daler/index.shtml

Check THIS out. this guy puts the numa numa guy to shame. I think you are really going to enjoy this. You might need to hook yourself up with some depends first.

My parents went whale watching last week. There was a 7 yera old boy there and he was talking with his father about how he wasn't getting sick. he said "dad! I am doing really well! I haven't even thrown up in my mouth yet!" and then the captain was talking about the life preservers and the boy wanted one and he said to his dad, "But Dad! I need one because I drown really easily!" i hope my kid says cute things like that someday. assuming I ever have a kid.

I gotta go to a meeting. I just had this overwhelming urge to update my blog.

"It's all about me..."

Bryan Taylor and I always used to sing that. We changed the words from "It's all about you, Jesus" to "It's all about me, Jesus, that you should do things my way." I really do think like that sometimes. Sad, huh.

I have lived alone for a while now. I have a friend staying with me right now. She is moving out soon, and having her here has been good, especially during spring break cause usually I deal with people constantly in my job so I treasure coming home to no one, but now there are no people here so I just sit in my office alone all day and say hello a million times to the custodial folks. BUT... I wonder if by living alone I am preparing myself to never live with anyone comfortably again. Well, I picked up Blue Like Jazz and started reading chapter 15 "Community" is the title. Don Miller lived alone for a long time and then moved in with something like 5 guys. He said that when he lived alone he believed that life was a play about him and everyone else were characters whose parts were no larger than the lines that they shared with him. It took him a while to realize that it wasn't all about him. I need to remember that there is nothing more important than the people around me. And whenever I start to feel inconvenienced I just need to remember that YOU are more important than ME.

Kerri. I sent you a package in the mail today. I hope you like it.

I conducted a phone interview today. I am always so humbled when I hear the words "phone interview." It is because (my experience with a catheter excluded) the most humiliating experience in my life was in a phone interview exactly 2 years ago. You know... my mom was the only person who witnessed the catheter incident and she loves me unconditionally, so I think the phone interview actually takes the cake. I am going to make it my personal agenda to make sure that every person who is on the other end of a phone interview with me feels like I adore them. Those things are torture.

Nashville... 8 days! See ya there! Let's Par-tay!!!!

BALEEETED!!!!

I like nice people who attach their names to their opinions. I appreciate your opinions. If fact. I agreed with most of them. But, if you have an opinion... claim it! If you don't... I just might delete you.

Maya HE! Maya HO!! Maya HA! Maya HA ha!

For your viewing pleasure... http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/numa.php

So... it is common knowledge that when you flush a toilet, millions and millions of particles of nast enter the air from the toilet. So could someone explain to me why they position the handles so that you have to bend down, your head directly above the toilet opening in order to flush it. So, my solution is to flush with my foot while holding my breath and running out of the stall. I am sure that the little toilet water particles follow me, but at least it makes me feel better.

I am thinking about making a shirt that says: SOCCER MOM IN TRAINING on the front and: Would you mind if I borrowed your minivan? on the back. Let me know what you think about that.

I think that I am going to buy new running shoes today. mine that I am currently running in are tore up! I am not even playing, there are holes in them and everything.

Ok, so a girl who is running for PUCC President put up fliers this morning around campus referencing her skills. She used Napoleon Dynamite Quotes to highlight her bowfighting skills... computer hacking skills... what have you. Well, coincidentally last night somebody hacked into Pacific's network and our internet was down all morning because of it. So all of the sudden, this girl who is running for student government president is labeled as the responsible party for the hacking. I cleared it up though. See! Knowing Napoleopn D. inside and out actually turned out to be a GOOD thing!!

Well, I have a meeting right now so I gotta go.