Maya HE! Maya HO!! Maya HA! Maya HA ha!

For your viewing pleasure... http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/numa.php

So... it is common knowledge that when you flush a toilet, millions and millions of particles of nast enter the air from the toilet. So could someone explain to me why they position the handles so that you have to bend down, your head directly above the toilet opening in order to flush it. So, my solution is to flush with my foot while holding my breath and running out of the stall. I am sure that the little toilet water particles follow me, but at least it makes me feel better.

I am thinking about making a shirt that says: SOCCER MOM IN TRAINING on the front and: Would you mind if I borrowed your minivan? on the back. Let me know what you think about that.

I think that I am going to buy new running shoes today. mine that I am currently running in are tore up! I am not even playing, there are holes in them and everything.

Ok, so a girl who is running for PUCC President put up fliers this morning around campus referencing her skills. She used Napoleon Dynamite Quotes to highlight her bowfighting skills... computer hacking skills... what have you. Well, coincidentally last night somebody hacked into Pacific's network and our internet was down all morning because of it. So all of the sudden, this girl who is running for student government president is labeled as the responsible party for the hacking. I cleared it up though. See! Knowing Napoleopn D. inside and out actually turned out to be a GOOD thing!!

Well, I have a meeting right now so I gotta go.