Goin On a Man Hunt

My Haiku at staff appreciation day which included the words "she's going on a man hunt" was apparently a prelude to my staff retreat this weekend.

We went to the EMP (a music museum) and at the end we did this lip sync thing where there was a crowd and we all were the band. We were getting our posters printed off and I was talking to the guy at the desk. I joked around with him a little like I ALWAYS do. Then I walked away for a while and went back to pay for my posters. He wrote down this website that he said I should check out and flashed it to a couple of my ra's and whispered "no number FYI" cause I could tell that they were teasing me for talking to him. He handed me my posters and said "here you go love" which I found strange but I shook it off. Then alanna said "trae, let me take your picture with him" and I said "What" as the guy was saying "Oh, just let me come around the counter." Which I thought appeared a little anxious. The whole interaction seemed weird. As we walked away ben who I had said "look no number" to said "you are more hilarious than you know" at which time Alanna pulled out his phone number. She had said to him "my friend wants your number but she's afraid to ask." It was funny until she dialed his number with my cell phone.

And... Alanna is also trying to hook me up with her 24 year old brother who lives in Seattle. We went to his apartment which sits behind Pike Place Market and overlooks the water... (amazing) he wasn't there, he was in vegas but she made me talk to him on the phone. He offered to show me around seattle when I move up there. Oh, and apparently she gave him my number.

I should be used to it. I mean, my mom dropped the hint pretty strong at Christmas. She got me a tshirt that said "looking for a rock star" and then another that said "single and looking."

Maybe I should resign myself to my fate, go on a manhunt, shack up and people will get off my back. no cause then they will start trying to make me have a baby or something.